Technology Ki Jang
Google ne Kaha: “1 word likho hazaron results dunga”.
Wikipedia bola: ” 1 word likho hazaron pages dunga.
Internet Bola: “Mere baghair kuch nae karsakte”.
Computer Bola: “Tu konsa mere bagher chal sakta hai.
Yeh sun k bijli hansi aur boli.
Taso khpal gap lagaway ao za darna laram…
Za pa english kha pohegam
Yo Rustamee da saan sefat kolo
che za pa English Kha pohegam.
Bia charta angrezaan raghale
wo no khalqo tarjumaane da para de raoghokhto.
No angrez ba yo sa wel da ba bal sa wail.
Angrez ghosa sho yo prak yai owahalo.
Khalqo te na tapos oko che da yai wale owahale?
Agha wail che d y che tala domra kha
English darzi ao bia hum rustam ke osege.
Obama Pakistan Mai
Obama Pakistan Aaya aur aik Diwaar par likha dekha:
“Obama Kanjar”, Obama Nay Rehman Malik
Say Poocha Kanjar Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai…???
Rehman Malik Nay Kaha K Iss Ka Matlab Hai,
“Watan Se Pyar Karne Wala”
Phir Obama (Pak) Parliment Aya Aur Taqreer May Kaha,
“Mujhe Maloom Hai K Aap Sab Kanjar Hain,
PPP Hai Hi Kanjaroon Ki Party, Zardari To
Bohat Khandani Kanjar Hai, Main Khud
Bohat Barra Kanjar Hoon. Lekin Main
Nay REHMAN MALIK say Barra Kanjar
Aaj Tak Nahi Dekha…”
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Murghi Ki Dua
Aik Murghi ne 3 Ande diye aur Dua ki
Ya Allah Muje Naik Bache Dain.
Pehle Anday Se ALTAF HUSSAIN nikla,
Doosray Anday Se REHMAN MALIK nikla.
Murghi Pareshan Hui to Andhar se awaz Aye.
“May ZARDARI Hon 5 Saal Pooray Kar Kay Niklonga.
Teez
Yo sari da dukandar na soda kola
no soda drana wa da dokandar na teez laro.
Dokandar sari ta owail che pese ma rakawa
kho khalqo ta haal ma waya.
Sare laro ao bia ba rozana wartlo
ao soda ba ye tre rora. Dokandar tang sho wel yar
Sta nor sa amadan nishta che da teez gate ta naast ye.
Nar Mege
Ustaaz Khpalo Shagardaano ta owail
che saba ba sok mala nar mege raori??
Pa saba warla yo shagard mege raoro
ao ustaaz ta yai che da nar mege de.
Ostaaz warta owail che ta da sa na opejando
Che da nar mege de??
Shagard warta owail che da Sahar Wakhti
da jeenako da school makhe ta walar wo.
Bunere Yam Sa khar nem
1 Buneri Helmet Pa sar karay wo no
sar e garido no halmet e ogaro.
1 kas warta owail helmet lar ka no
sar ba ogaray. Hagha wail da bunair yama
sa khar kho na yama wail sta 6 kona garegee
no ta partog obase sa?
Khpe Obasa…
When Some1 Touch U & U Don’t feel, It is Ignorance.
When Some1 Touch U & U Feel It, It is Love.
When Nobody Touch U But U feel….
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Bus Bia Khpay Obasa Da Peryan Di…
Agar tum fail hue to Muje Abbu Mat Kehna
Baap: “Agar Tum Fail Huway To Mujhay ABBU Mat Kehna”.
Result Anay par Baap: “Kya Bana..??”
Beta: “Sorry Yaar Mushtaaq!! Tum Baap Kehlane
K La’iq Nahi Rahay”.
3 Cheezain
Zindagi main 3 cheezain qismat waalo ko melti hain.
(1) Gultair Spay
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(2) Aseel Qulaangi Charg
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(3) Original Nari pen wala Charger
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